Ditzy Dorky Dakk Did Dang Dumb Dive
Dahlonega, GA
June 6, 2010
Dakk McDorkDork (Note: name changed to protect the stupid) fell over the side of her mountain today chasing after flying pork chops.
Today about 11am Eastern time Dakk's Father in Law (FIL) forgot to take the frozen package of pork chops with him downstairs with him to his apartment for preparation for Tuesday night's supper.
Dakk walked out on the deck and said FIL asked her to toss the pork chops down to him. Dakk entered her house and picked up the said packaged of pork chops and returned to the deck and asked her FIL "are you sure about this?" to which he replied, "Sure, just hold the package flat and let it go."
Dakk, being the dutiful Daughter In Law that she is, followed his directions and let the frozen pork chops drop. They bounced of FIL's hands and went down the mountain side. Dakk, in a hurry to keep her FIL, who has a heart condition, from exerting himself, ran to the front porch, threw on her sneakers and went to the side of the mountain where the paving stone steps were. Or so she thought they were there but covered with some leaves.
Unfortunately, the steps were washed down the mountain from all the rain Dahlonega received in the last few months. All that was there were the leaves. Dakk McDorkDork's sneakers had no traction and down the mountain she slipped then she tumbled and then rolled down the mountain ending up where the paving stones were deposited.
FIL climbed down the hill to pick up the pork chops anyway, but he was unable to help her climb back up. She did make back up to the house though where her 6 year old daughter, Autumn, was very relived to see her.
When asked about her mommy's fall she quipped, "That was funny!"
Besides various scrapes, scratches, bruises and bumps, she is suffering from a bad sense of humor.
Ms. McDorkDork is currently at home recovering from her injuries. The pork chops are sentenced to supper with out chance of parole. Maybe some mac and cheese though.
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